Dreaming in Dog Years

yamcha:

yamcha:

this is random but the pizza in a goofy movie had no business looking that good

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burningmanonacid:

earthshakinlove:

aurol:

it-mii:

If you push your ass up against me while we’re cuddling I promise u won’t be getting sleep anytime soon

If I push my ass up against you while we’re cuddling I promise I don’t want sleep anytime soon

I sleep alone so if someone pushes their ass up against me there’s gonna be some problems

I spit my drink omg

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ayalaatreides:

There are two kinds of people who were preteens/teens in the early-to-mid-2000s:

1) People who will forever see Orlando Bloom as Legolas

2) People who will forever see Orlando Bloom as Will Turner

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There’s a lot of alternate universes I wish I were in right now.

Me to myself: “no unnecessary spending this week!”

5 minutes later

Me: *gets high and buys every hair product the barber recommends to me*

grilledcheese-samwich:

i wonder what MY smell is????? when people wear my clothes or sleep in my bed…..what does it smell like?! WHAT IS MY SCENT

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